February 2012
andrewbreitel:
OMG
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
When dumbasses volunteer to read in class and they...
And you’re just there like..
Reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
Having a song stuck in your head while taking a...
bitch, not now
